Bunny Arrested for beating Home Buyers Senseless

July 20th, 2010 categories: For Buyers, For Sellers, Lake Tahoe Real Estate, South Lake Tahoe, CA, Stateline, NV

You gotta tell them, and tell them, and tell them...

The Sgt. Should Never Have Mentioned Real Estate

“So why did you do it,” Sgt. Fleagle bellowed from the police desk at the pink rabbit that stood before him defiantly. “Do what?”, retorted the rabbit incredulously.

“Commit assault and battery on those Buyers,” Fleagle growled past his grimaced teeth. “It was assault with a battery,” said the rabbit insolently.

“Listen here, you sunburned speed freak cottontail, this isn’t the first time you’ve been in here for beating buyers over the head!”, the police sergeant demanded, “we’re going to throw the book at you this time!”

“It was justifiable,” affirmed the rabbit.

“Explain that, you buck toothed rascal,” said the towering policeman. “I make a living beating on things,” said the rabbit eyeballing the base drum on the floor beside him, “and sometimes it takes drastic measures…”

“That doesn’t justify squat,” the sergeant said with imposing authority. The pink rabbit reasoned, “You just keep telling them… and telling them… and telling them… and still they won’t listen!”

“Listen to what?”, questioned Fleagle. “Now is a good time to buy!”, affirmed the rabbit. 

“What’s so good about it?”, the sergeant again commanded, his voice still threatening, "there's a shadow market, more foreclosures coming… it's all over the internet!"

“We haven't seen it yet," the rabbit reacted, they've been saying that for over a year. Prices are down. Inventory is up. It takes a half year to get a home sold. Interest rates are the best ever, and many sellers are anxious, nervous and eager. It’s a buyers market. The time is now! It’s a buyers market. The time is now! The time is now!”, repeated the rabbit incessantly.
Fence sitting is for the birds.
“Stop repeating yourself, you irritating lagomorph” the sergeant interjected impatiently. “That’s what I do,” said the rabbit. “it’s a buyer’s market, the time is now!”

“Well, dimwit, that makes some sense,” deducted Fleagle, his voice and demeanor less threatening now. The rabbit continued, “It’s stupid for buyers to wait to buy until it’s a seller’s market again.”

Then the rabbit quickly added, “Fence sitting is for birds, not for people!”

“For a hyped-up hare, you making more sense, hare brain,” said Sgt. Fleagle, “so that’s why you keep hitting Buyers over the head?”

“Exactamundo Einstein,” replied the rabbit, “you gotta keep telling them… and telling them…”

“I know, I know… I get it,” exasperated the sergeant.

“You gotta wake them up, and save them from themselves. A battery upside the noggin every now and then is a good wake-up call. There are great buying opportunities everywhere. The best we’ve seen since the early ‘90’s,” the rabbit continued in marching band cadence.

Beat the drum loud enough and they will come.“You know of any of these great buying opportunities?”, Fleagle asked.

“Well I got a brother who’s a real estate sales bunny… ,” the rabbit said without missing a beat.

“Got a phone number?”, Fleagle asked as politely as a police sergeant can.

“Exactamundo,” said the rabbit smiling, as he handed Fleagle a business card.

Then inspecting the business card approvingly, Sergeant Fleagle commanded through only the slightest tell of a smile, “Now pick up your drum and beat it.”

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